now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee
help im broke i spent all my money on coffee
I. saw. the. last. episode. of. Merlin. AnDD NO SPN fOrR 5 MOnThS I am just an empty shell of myself.
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One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasnβt too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the Presidentβs Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, βWhy was he so interested in talking to you?β She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her.Β President Obama then said, βSo if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,β to which Michelle responded, βNo. If I had married him, he would now be the President.β
get it girl
z snap
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my name will probably be mispronounced at my own funeral